Onward... To Waffles!

Dorkness Rising “Waffles Ho!” Recipe
(with Scott C. Brown)

2 1/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/4 cups sugar
1/4 cup brown sugar
Dash of cinnamon
2 egg yolks
2 cups milk
1/3 cup vegetable oil
3.5 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 egg whites

DIRECTIONS

1. Combine flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, sugar, brown sugar, and cinnamon in a large vessel.
   
   
2. In a separate container, combine egg yolks, milk, vegetable oil, and vanilla extract. Hold action on egg whites.
   
   
3. Cross-class liquid and flour reagents. DC 35 Craft : Alchemy check to avoid lumps. Failure is not catastrophic.
   
   
4. Thoroughly encourage the egg whites. Grapple into batter.
   
   
5. Apply the batter to waffle iron. Activate as a standard action. DC 5 Craft : Cooking check. Failure results in 1d4 fire damage.
   
   
6. Apply templates (toppings) as you see fit.
   

(If you’re not adventurous or can’t cook, use a mix and add vanilla and a dash of cinnamon.)

The toppings really make the thing rock, I used banana slices on top of nutella, drizzled with a delicious French caramel sauce, and topped with a bit of whipped cream. The flavors are individually really intense, but they tend to combine into a palate of awesome. Of course the more traditional Strawberries and Whipped Cream, or Maple Syrup work well too. But when you have done exceptionally well, and REALLY deserve the waffles, well, the more adventurous the toppings, the greater the reward! - Scott C. Brown.

OPTIONAL RULE: Award 1 hero point to whoever made the waffles.